Evil Inc full page, week of July 30, 2024

Here’s your early access to the full-page version of next week’s Evil Inc comics.

NOTES: In the panel-by-panel scroll, Catnip is purposefully omitted since she is a bystander and not part of the direct storytelling. Also, I’m experimenting with including a transcript on the full-page posts to help make the archive more searchable.

Transcript

Panel 1

Iron Dragon: I’d better go get Desi!

Tempest: She’s ok… The effects of my powers wear off pretty quickly.

Panel 2

Tempest: Besides… I don’t see a wedding ring.

Panel 3

Iron Dragon: It’s… complicated.

Tempest: I’m not. When I see what I want, I reach for it.

Panel 4

Tempest: …But since we’re in public, I’ll reach a couple of feet higher.

Panel 5

Iron Dragon: I don’t think I should—he— OOOOP!

Iron Dragon trips backward over a chair, knocking the Randomizer off a nearby desk. The Randomizer is a gun that can transport its target to a parallel universe — completely at random — resulting in that person or object being lost forever.

Panel 6

Iron Dragon topples over and the Randomizer hits the ground, firing as a result of the impact.

Panel 7

Iron Dragon, looking in the direction of the laser blast: Ohhhhhhhhh, shit.

Panel 8

The employees of the Fairmount branch of Evil Inc gather around a smoldering mark on the carpet that looks strangely like the silhouette of outstretched tentacles.

Count Spurlock: Wha—WHAT HAPPENED?!

Dr. Whoosh, dazed: We were just finishing signing the papers… We were gonna take the office out to lunch.

Miss Match: But where’s Krakenos?!

Iron Dragon: He’s been RANDOMIZED.

Panel 9

Dr. Whoosh: OK, everyone, don’t panic. The company has a contingency plan for situations like this.

Panel 10

Dr. Whoosh: YOU’RE ALL FIRED.

Commissions List is now OPEN

Do you have an idea for an Evil Inc scene that you’d love to see? I’m opening a few spots on my Commission List on a first come / first served basis. Patreon backers have first crack at the available slots, and then I’ll open it up on social media! Email me for details.

PRICE: $250

INCLUDES

Up to two characters with a simple background. Adding characters or requiring details in the background will require an additional fee. This scene can be NSFW or SFW.

WON’T DRAW

  • Caricatures

  • Licensed characters (DC, Marvel, etc.)

  • If you want me to draw your OC (original character), message me, and we’ll discuss it!

  • Minors in 18+ situations

  • Nonconsensual NSFW scenes

  • Fetishized violence

  • Mecha

PAYMENT

If the commission request is accepted, a confirmation email and a digital PayPal invoice will be emailed to you (the Client). You can use your credit card, debit card, or your own Paypal account. Payment is required before work is begun.

PROCESS

  • A sketch is sent for review to the client when the pencils are complete

  • At this time, changes can be made.

  • Once changes are approved, we move to inks

  • If changes are suggested after inks are approved, a $50/hour fee will apply. This must be paid upfront.

  • Any color suggestions must be made at this stage

  • Once inks are approved, we move to final colors

  • If changes are suggested after colors are approved, a $100/hour fee will apply. This must be paid upfront.

  • Final art is delivered when colors are finished

COPYRIGHTS

The Client has the right to reproduce and distribute the art for personal use. The Client may reproduce and distribute the art for their own personal use. This includes posting to social media, blogs, personal websites, use as avatars, and making physical prints for themself. This does NOT include use for commercial purposes. (However, commercial use is open for negotiation. If this is something you’re interested in, please contact me.)

The Artist retains all rights to the art and may reproduce, distribute, edit, post, display, and use the art for any purpose, personal or commercial.

FILES

This is a digital commission. You will receive two files: high resolution and a low-resolution.

REFUND POLICY

Either Client or Artist may cancel the commission with written notice via email.

The payment is nonrefundable except in the instance where the Artist cancels the commission prior to beginning work.

If the Client cancels before the pencil review stage, a 50% refund will be issued.

If the Client cancels after the pencil review stage, no refund will be issued.

The Client may not cancel the commission after the inks are approved.

AGREEMENT

By sending payment, you acknowledge having read and understood the Terms of Service, and you agree to and accept all terms outlined above.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.